I chose to accept the Writing Assignment given by the Blog Queen (mama kat) I am sure you already know where to find her…unless of course you have been locked in a closet somewhere with no access to the internet. And if you have been and are now free…well now is your chance to go over there.
ALSO…while you are at it…head over to STU PIDASSO’s for his Tuesday Caption Contest…which is actually on Wednesday this week….but you have until Saturday to post. Tell him Quita sent you….as I am the reigning champion. I won a CD of my choice and you can win too! It’s easy! This weeks picture is HILARIOUS!!!
Oh..and check out DIANE ...cause she has a funny pet peeves post...and she is a comment junkie....So make sure you leave her one...but only ONE...careful how you click.
Now...for this weeks assignment...I CHOSE….
You're sitting at work one day and receive a text message from an unrecognized number. The text says, "I have the money and hid the body." You think this is a practical joke from a friend, so you play along at first. But the more texts you receive, the more you realize that it isn't a joke. Write the text conversation you have with this unknown texter.
UNKNOWN: I have the money and hid the body
ME: LOL…U so crrrrazy! Who’s body?
UNKNOWN: W.T.F. are u smokin? Your cop brother in law
ME: LMAO…u know I don’t smoke… and my brother in law is not a cop
UNKNOWN: I need the other half of the money… We had a deal
ME: LOL…yeah but did u hide him in a good spot?
UNKNOWN: huh? Naw lady, I put him on the front step of the police station…wtf do u think
ME: Ha ha! Ur Funny…
UNKNOWN: I need the balance of the money you owe me
ME: and how much would that be smarty pants?
UNKNOWN: U know exactly how much u owe biotch
ME: Oh… I love it when you call me that…lol
UNKNOWN: If U don’t tell me where the money pick-up is…I’m going to call and tell them what U hired me to do
ME: Who you gonna call…Ghostbusters…ha ha…that was my ringback for Halloween…did you hear it??
UNKNOWN: LADY…put that pipe down … I will kill your ass if you don’t give me my money
ME: Okay…this is getting old…ha ha…I’m laughing…now b serious. I’m going to call and talk to U
UNKNOWN: I’m waiting…
ME: I called but U are not who I thought U were—who R U…and why are U talking to me about money & a body?
UNKNOWN: Aren’t U Hockeymom08?
ME: Hell NO I don’t even like hockey. R u a psycho.
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